Jack, 20 something gamer, full time nerd and grumpy asshole.
I live in the South East of England just outside London in a place called Sidcup in Kent. If Kent is the garden of England then Sidcup is the outhouse at the back of the garden, this town is a shit pit. I hate living in England and I do tend to get overly irritated when people from different countries try to glamorize it. Other things that get on my tits include being interrupted mid sentence, having to repeat myself, the orange button on guitar hero and dickhead bus drivers. I'm in a long distance relationship with this Canadian Hobbit for a long time and when we finally met all I could think about was how short she was.
On this blog you will find a large range of crap I like which is usually just incredibly stupid shit. One more thing... If you're homophobic, racist, sexist or just a twat in general then kindly get off my blog.